Date Night Diligence

Marla briefs Cheryl on her date

The amount of work women have to put in on a daily basis just to avoid getting murdered astounds me. It almost seems like it's not even worth it but, hey, I'm glad you do it. Stay safe out there!

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Transcript

Panel 1
Marla, dressed in a cocktail dress and red lipstick, talks to Cheryl.
Marla: OK, Cheryl, I’m off to my date.
Cheryl: Oh, with that guy you met on the app?
Marla: Yep.

Panel 2
Marla holds up an open folder stuffed with loose papers.
Marla: Here’s the dossier I created for him. It’s got his full name, date of birth, address, last three places of employment, known associates, car make and model, license plate number...

Panel 3
Marla hands the folder to Cheryl. It has a picture of a man on the outside and the words "Attn. of homicide unit" stamped on the outside.
Marla: ...blood type, family tree, shoe size, a rough estimate of his dark triad score, and a full itinerary of our date.

Panel 4
Marla walks out of the room, happily waving at Cheryl who waves back, also happy.
Cheryl: Okie dokie, have fun girl!
Marla: Thanks, byeeeeeeeee!