Guts, Part 1

A Scottish man has a surprise for Lester

Welcome to my first Substack post! I’ve been hearing a lot of great things about this platform so I’m keen to give it a go. Feral Mills is entering a short storyline so I figured now would be a good time to get in here. Enjoy!

Transcript

Panel 1

Lester sits on a park bench. He is approached by a man wearing a kilt

Man: Excuse me, sir, are you Lester Cunningham, by chance?

Lester: Yeah man, what’s up?

Panel 2

The man smiles, holding up a piece of paper that says "DEED" on it.

Man: Excellent! Sir, it is my honour to inform you that you are the heir to an ancient line of Scottish kings. I’m here to deliver you the deed to your lands, billions of dollars, and your own harem of Celtic warrior babes!

Panel 3

Lester is surrounded by five scantily-clad Celtic warrior babes.

Lester: Oh my god, this is amazing! Material wealth has made me fulfilled! Every religion is wrong!

Panel 4

Celtic Warrior Babe: Aye, pet. Tis a pity ye must gae back tae high school.

Lester: What?

Panel 5

Lester jolts awake in his bed inside his dark bedroom.

Lester: Bwuh!

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Quote

Sir, it is my honour to inform you that you are the heir to an ancient line of Scottish kings. I’m here to deliver you the deed to your lands, billions of dollars, and your own harem of Celtic warrior babes!

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